i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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