I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Acid is not a monday night drug
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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