Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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