i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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