You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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