But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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