i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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