i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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