I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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