do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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