So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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