mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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