I got chris browned last night
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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