David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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