i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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