Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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