That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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