It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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