am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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