I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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