real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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