is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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