I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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