i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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