I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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