I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He passed out mid-signature
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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