but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize
