whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
A bitchslap is in order.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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