jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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