Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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