I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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