It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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