so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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