do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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