I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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