dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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