Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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