Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
