just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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