Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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