I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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