We're facebook friends in real life
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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