just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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