How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
