I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
