just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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