nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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