So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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