Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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