Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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