so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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